stereotypist ([info]stereotypist) wrote,
2007-11-29 15:56:00

50 answers


John, what is the best way to get a woman to like you?


Why is sex so complicated?


Why do colors exist?


What's your take on mustaches?


John, why don't you love me?


John, will you please describe the worst dream you've ever had?


how likely is it that someone you fancy will fancy you back?


Why is the lamp?


How do we balance introspection with depression resulting from knowledge of our own faults?


What do you think of lesbians and gays?


How would you choose to die, if you could?


Why is bacon so magically delicious?


Why don't famous people ever answer my letters?


Claustrophobic pirates vs. hypercondriac ninjas. Who would win?


What's the point?


Man, somebody posted a similar question right before me so i had to change it! Sorry.
How come that guy had to go and do that?


Do you have superpowers, Mr. Campbell? Is this just a ruse meant to cover up your SECRET IDENTITY?


have you ever read someone's thoughts by mistake? was it weird or awesome?


where do babies come from?
am i pretty?
where do all my lost socks go?


what do you consider inspirational


Who are you voting for?


Can I have a dollar for the vending machine?


What's the REAL reason you're hiding out in another country? TAXES? Pyscho ex? Hmmmmm?


You can die of exposure, but can you die of indecent exposure?


Where have all the cowboys gone?


how awesome are couches?


Why did she have to do that to me?


Hey John, are you sick of doing this yet?


Why does my boyfriend hate Christmas?


If you had to fight a dinosaur, would you travel back in time or make it meet you in the present?


Could God make a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it?


How many roads must a man walk down?


When are we going to hang out?


Why does it end?


how come leaves change color overnight and i dont notice until its winter


why can't i have a cupcake?


How do you feel about,
Baby Penguins.
Or
Britney Spears.
choose 1.


Where did the mini-disc player that was stolen from me in high school end up?


Why do we communicate via e-mails and LJ comments even though you live in the next room?


What is more frightening, a world full of zombies, vampires or werewolves?


would you like a piece of cake?


Who's your favorite celebrity and why?


John.
You're really awesome.


Why don't the Beatles get back together?


What do you think being swallowed whole by a blue whale is like?


what would you do if you had a cat and it loved you.


Will you marry me?


Do you have a college degree? In either case, do you think it was/would be worth the trouble?


Why has my mother never told me that she loves me?


What clothes should I wear tomorrow?



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[info]danihana

November 29 2007, 22:54:59 UTC 4 years ago

College degrees are useless most of the time. That's why I dropped out of college before getting mine. I'd rather not stack up more debt than I have. What the hell kind of job could an art major get anyways?
Wouldn't post-it notes fall off if you sweat too much?

[info]iadmitnothing

November 29 2007, 23:08:00 UTC 4 years ago

well, you better make sure to wear a post-it note that reminds you not to sweat, then.

(also these are ridiculously great)

[info]bridgewindsoup

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[info]fribjits

November 29 2007, 22:56:45 UTC 4 years ago

Nooo you stopped right before my question! It was number 51! XD

And I've been such a loyal fan. :'< *Sniffle*

[info]needsmorelana

November 29 2007, 22:59:04 UTC 4 years ago

This is the best thing I have ever seen ever in my entire life.

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[info]sporadic__

November 29 2007, 22:59:21 UTC 4 years ago

thank you, john.

Anonymous

November 29 2007, 23:00:27 UTC 4 years ago

I think your one-shot sketches/strips are generally funnier than your daily strip. I think maybe you should consider switching it out sometime. I think maybe there is a problem where feeling like you need to produce something for every day is a little stifling to your creativity. If you could save up the sketches or something for a while, so it doesn't become a chore, but then publish those as a daily thing, I think this would help maximize your internet popularity. I think part of the middle there in what I was saying might be me projecting the flaws in my creative process. But I do think the little stuff is generally funnier.

[info]stereotypist

November 29 2007, 23:44:35 UTC 4 years ago

i agree, and thank you for reasonable criticism on the internet. i've been trying to figure out what to do about it for some time, and i still don't know what i'll do. i've been thinking about stopping pfsc, because i don't think it's the best use of my time and energy. perhaps i am not built for a weekdaily webcomic! i have a hard time bringing myself to stop though, and maybe i should switch it out with various one-shot things. i just don't know!

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[info]debsiobhan

November 29 2007, 23:08:20 UTC 4 years ago

Awesome!

[info]ray_ban_aviator

June 26 2010, 02:54:47 UTC 1 year ago

interesting thing

[info]bridgewindsoup

November 29 2007, 23:09:36 UTC 4 years ago

SWOON

[info]wallflowercutie

November 29 2007, 23:14:12 UTC 4 years ago

you have great ideas, most of those made me smile reading them. (:

[info]karenenofa

July 11 2008, 19:36:51 UTC 3 years ago

You're right, they do make me smile. Sent by Anonymous | PM ET | I LOVE pandas, and nothing beats my panda coat.

Anonymous

November 29 2007, 23:27:03 UTC 4 years ago

Absolutely fantastic. Those are hilarious. Also, I somewhat agree with the other anonymous guy.

(we're both anonymous because we're superheroes)

[info]stereotypist

November 29 2007, 23:46:06 UTC 4 years ago

thank you! and yeah, i agree with anonymous. and you, anonymous!

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[info]mr_lambi

November 29 2007, 23:31:51 UTC 4 years ago

excellent stuff.

[info]uminthecoil

November 29 2007, 23:33:29 UTC 4 years ago

I could've easily read a mile of these :D

[info]katelassiter

October 17 2008, 01:58:44 UTC 3 years ago

" We gained Carter's sister, lost Stark, found a reason to have three new babies, uncovered an ages old mystery and lost a bad guy that could've easily become much more intriguing if she'd grown much more malevolent in her intentions.

[info]triestine

November 29 2007, 23:35:58 UTC 4 years ago

The OCD ninja made me laugh so hard. Oh, these are diamonds of truth.

[info]obviousxenigma

November 30 2007, 12:01:17 UTC 4 years ago

Yay! That was my question

....and it was an OCD zombie.

Anonymous

November 29 2007, 23:41:05 UTC 4 years ago

Dear John,

Your name is common.

Love
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[info]classicart

November 30 2007, 00:03:31 UTC 4 years ago

These are so great.

[info]wigu

November 30 2007, 00:07:25 UTC 4 years ago

Now all there is to do is wait to die.

[info]racheloduce

July 10 2008, 23:43:53 UTC 3 years ago

I THINK THERE IS NO BIG DIFFERENT TO DIE NOW OR LATER WHEN WE WILL ALL BE DEAD AT THE END…I ALSO EXPERIENCED A LOT AND I DID ALL I WANTED TO DO AND NOW THERE IS NOTHING LEFT BUT FIND THE WAY TO SUCEED BY HAVING A NICE CAREER I DONT GET THE FUCKING POINT…I DONT SEE THIS COULD MAKE ME WANT TO LIVE I GUESS THERE IS NO REASON FOR ME TO LIVE BECAUSE I DONT ENJOY MY EXISTANCE ITS NOT THAT I DONT GO FOR FUN, ITS JUST THAT WHEN I GO FO FUN I DONT REALY FEEL THE REAL SENSE OF IT I JUST WANNA DIE AND THE GET FUCK OUT OF HERE…IF I SUCEED I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER ARMAND Says: August 5th, at UTC Hi everyone, finally I felt I’m not alone after reading countless post in here.

[info]rosierevolution

November 30 2007, 00:18:00 UTC 4 years ago

You are the best ever ever ever.

ever.

[info]rosierevolution

November 30 2007, 03:16:34 UTC 4 years ago

(ps- I am copy-cating you.)

[info]squigglycomics

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[info]babygomamon

November 30 2007, 00:28:11 UTC 4 years ago

Oh man that was good. :D I bet you had fun with that.

[info]tundraboy

November 30 2007, 00:32:26 UTC 4 years ago

These all sucked.

I say this because someone had to, whether it is the truth or not.

How would we recognize good without evil? How would we know the night if 'twas evermore day?

I rest my case your honor.

[info]chipzdarsky

November 30 2007, 00:32:45 UTC 4 years ago

WOW

Anonymous

November 30 2007, 00:41:59 UTC 4 years ago

You are very talented. Your comics are always a pleasure to read. I agree with the comments made about pfsc but do not think you should stop making it. Maybe it should become weekly or semi-weekly or a whenever-the-hell-you-feel-like-updating comic. I have a feeling it would be better like that. I would also love to see a book released with all your longer comics and a bunch of these shorter ones. I would give you my money for it.

[info]oshort_one

April 3 2008, 21:54:15 UTC 4 years ago

if john campbell stops updating pfsc everyday, i may cry.

i look forward to reading it after a long day of school.

[info]prettymuchjulia

November 30 2007, 00:42:28 UTC 4 years ago

Thank you. This made my day happy.

[info]xenachakram12

November 30 2007, 00:59:17 UTC 4 years ago

Have you ever considered making (regular or animated) icons for your fans to snag? I'd love to have some. :-)

[info]no_relation

December 3 2007, 15:01:03 UTC 4 years ago

Or do you allow people to use your art to make their own! To the Profile page!

...

The Profile page tells me nothing! CURSES

[info]demongoldfish

November 30 2007, 01:00:00 UTC 4 years ago

stop it! your using up all the good jokes.

[info]justexquisite

November 30 2007, 01:06:58 UTC 4 years ago

the world will run out of jokes!

[info]narcodis

November 30 2007, 01:05:58 UTC 4 years ago

you seem to have generated all kinds of good response from these. i personally loved every single one of them. your wit really shines in these. for example, the second-to-last one. classic punchline. it had me laughing out loud.

good work! do this again sometime.

[info]dansbluerose

November 30 2007, 01:18:34 UTC 4 years ago

True fans of John Campell pay Carrot Top to shank that jerk Santa who made cake that is not delicious.
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